{"id":653,"date":"2014-08-28T22:19:17","date_gmt":"2014-08-29T05:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/?p=653"},"modified":"2014-09-04T22:46:02","modified_gmt":"2014-09-05T05:46:02","slug":"runners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/runners\/","title":{"rendered":"Runners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\">My mother used to have this word that she used to identify those perfect strangers in the world that pop up when you most need them: lost in a city; broken down on the highway; purse stolen. She called them &#8220;Runners.&#8221; They come in, grant you a little miracle of grace, and disappear forever.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I would like to thank David, my Runner for tonight who insisted, no seriously, INSISTED that he change my\u00a0<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">tire for me. He ran out between Fantasy Football Picks (a little buzzed) and worked on the tire. When he had to leap up he&#8217;d point at me and yell, &#8220;Don&#8217;t touch ANYthing! Seriously. I&#8217;ll be right back and I&#8217;ll clean this all up for you!&#8221; He apologized that it was taking so long.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-656\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/WomanInTire.jpg?resize=300%2C214&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"WomanInTire\" width=\"300\" height=\"214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/WomanInTire.jpg?resize=300%2C214&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/WomanInTire.jpg?resize=1024%2C733&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/WomanInTire.jpg?w=1344&amp;ssl=1 1344w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I was a little shaken when my tire blew, didn&#8217;t know who to call, discovered I DIDN&#8217;T in fact have roadside assistance like I thought I did but I&#8217;ve changed tires before, it wasn&#8217;t really too big a problem for me. But David said, &#8220;I grew up in the boondocks of Seattle.&#8221; And when I didn&#8217;t respond he said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll never let a woman change her tire. It&#8217;s just not right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And he told me *I* must be good luck because he was getting all of his picks. I figure it was just his great karma. What a sweetheart.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, David!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mother used to have this word that she used to identify those perfect strangers in the world that pop up when you most need them. 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