{"id":637,"date":"2014-07-27T22:12:24","date_gmt":"2014-07-28T05:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/?p=637"},"modified":"2014-07-27T22:38:35","modified_gmt":"2014-07-28T05:38:35","slug":"the-religion-i-belong-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/the-religion-i-belong-to\/","title":{"rendered":"Has To Do With The Religion I Belong To"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today In Craigslist: (listed in Creative Gigs)<\/h3>\n

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*I’m Looking for someone to Marry and Divorce (divorce is soon after m (Los Angeles)<\/h2>\n
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Hi, my name’s Chris. I’m looking for someone to get married to and then divorced to. The divorce comes soon after.Why, it’s a long story and has to do with the religion that I’m part of. I’m 29 years-old. The reward for helping me is worth it. This is really important.\u00a0<\/section>\n
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compensation:\u00a0Enough to for sure enough.<\/b><\/section>\n
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Seriously, I can’t make this shit up.<\/h4>\n

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