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<\/p>\n I’m looking for someone who can work next to me at a Starbucks in Hollywood and who will make sure to watch what is happening on my screen. When I am wasting time, you’ll have to yell at me or if need be, slap me.<\/p>\n You can do your own work at the same time. Looking for help asap, in Hollywood, near Hollywood and Western.<\/p>\n Compensation: $8 \/ hour, and you can do your own work from your computer at the same time.<\/p>\n NOTE: I was inspired by this real-life example. http:\/\/hackthesystem.com\/blog\/why-i-hired-a-girl-on-craigslist-to-slap-me-in-the-face-and-why-it-quadrupled-my-productivity\/<\/section>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" When I am wasting time, you’ll have to yell at me or if need be, slap me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":629,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7,80],"tags":[81,84,68,85,83,82,23,86],"class_list":["post-628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-today-in-craigslist","tag-coffee","tag-corporal-punishment","tag-hollywood","tag-off-task","tag-slap","tag-starbucks","tag-todayincraigslist","tag-whatever-it-takes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4vU67-a8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/FistofTea.jpg?fit=2326%2C1717&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":630,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions\/630"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahbullion.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}