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If You Have A Booty Please Apply

 Today In Craigslist:

 

*Miss “Bottoms” Up Bar Contest $550.00$ (Bellflower)

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We are looking for Miss Bottoms Up 2014 –
If you have a Booty please apply. send me pictures to my cell phone. 562-900-XXXX.
we have 3 events to try out for. Plus you will be hired as a waitress if you participate.
Text me only.
I own 3 bars. we need dancers, bartenders and waitresses. Thank You.

 

compensation: $50.00-$150.00

part-time

 

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Secretary Wanted Picture Appreciated

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Temp Secretary/ Personal Asst Wanted (Hollywood)

 

compensation: 25/hr

Hello!
Writer who works from home seeking temp/part time
secretary-personal assistant when home office gets set up!Must be well spoken, non-smoker, and over 18. Reliable!Say hello with a bit about you! Photos appreciated!

Thank you 🙂

  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

**editor’s note: I did not submit to this ad.