Today In Craigslist: (listed in Creative Gigs)

 

*I’m Looking for someone to Marry and Divorce (divorce is soon after m (Los Angeles)

Hi, my name’s Chris. I’m looking for someone to get married to and then divorced to. The divorce comes soon after.Why, it’s a long story and has to do with the religion that I’m part of. I’m 29 years-old. The reward for helping me is worth it. This is really important. 
compensation: Enough to for sure enough.

Seriously, I can’t make this shit up.

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