Today In Craigslist: (Listed in Creative Gigs)
*Seeking Female Cougar for shoot (La/562)
I’m looking for someone who can work next to me at a Starbucks in Hollywood and who will make sure to watch what is happening on my screen. When I am wasting time, you’ll have to yell at me or if need be, slap me.
You can do your own work at the same time. Looking for help asap, in Hollywood, near Hollywood and Western.
Compensation: $8 / hour, and you can do your own work from your computer at the same time.
NOTE: I was inspired by this real-life example. http://hackthesystem.com/blog/why-i-hired-a-girl-on-craigslist-to-slap-me-in-the-face-and-why-it-quadrupled-my-productivity/
That’s all it said.
And a link. I did not click on the link.
Thank you 🙂
**editor’s note: I did not submit to this ad.
In the interest of full disclosure, the title says it all.
The organization is MK-CULTRA. His name is Pope Kang Tzu XXIII, Holy American Emperror and Protector of the Lesser Nations (Except for Switzerland and it knows why).
Pope Kang needs a personal assistant. As the shadowy leader of a Neodiscordan Ultrachurch, Gift Shop, and Think Tank, he has a lot of responsibilities.
Knowledge of Discordianism is a plus. After all, there are religious sensitivities to be considered. An appreciation of Alan Watts, Terence McKenna, Robert Anton Wilson and similar lunatics is a bonus.
You have to be a motivational and focusing factor. You will be instrumental in helping him build the charity side of the organization. As the title suggests, you will be dealing with an eccentric thousandaire adult child. Patience is probably key.
You need to be comfortable with being on camera and interacting with the public. Pope Kang will be doing public events and working with charities. If you’re into that sort of thing this is for you.
Computer and phone skills are a must. Reliable transportation is crucial. Must be over 21. Must like cats.
This is a part time paid intern position that could lead to full time. Great extra money for aspiring artists. Starting pay is $15/hr.