TODAY in Craigslist:

Eccentric Thousandaire Adult Child Cult Leader Philanthropist Seeks Pe

(cont.)rsonal AssistantAre you good at things? If you are good at things consider the following offer.

In the interest of full disclosure, the title says it all.

The organization is MK-CULTRA. His name is Pope Kang Tzu XXIII, Holy American Emperror and Protector of the Lesser Nations (Except for Switzerland and it knows why).

Pope Kang needs a personal assistant. As the shadowy leader of a Neodiscordan Ultrachurch, Gift Shop, and Think Tank, he has a lot of responsibilities.

Knowledge of Discordianism is a plus. After all, there are religious sensitivities to be considered. An appreciation of Alan Watts, Terence McKenna, Robert Anton Wilson and similar lunatics is a bonus.

You have to be a motivational and focusing factor. You will be instrumental in helping him build the charity side of the organization. As the title suggests, you will be dealing with an eccentric thousandaire adult child. Patience is probably key.

You need to be comfortable with being on camera and interacting with the public. Pope Kang will be doing public events and working with charities. If you’re into that sort of thing this is for you.

Computer and phone skills are a must. Reliable transportation is crucial. Must be over 21. Must like cats.


This is a part time paid intern position that could lead to full time. Great extra money for aspiring artists. Starting pay is $15/hr.

Please reply with resume.
compensation: $15/hr

internship part-time
non-profit organization

Agent MK5


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